malcolmtent 

A giant erection. Derived from the slang phrase, "to pitch a tent"; however, it is know that people named Malcolm (Malcolm X, Malcolm in the Middle, Dr Malcolm, etc.) all create large tents.

Onlooker: Whoa!! That's a huge erection!!
Malcolm Lastname: Ya, I pitched a malcolmtent eh? Bet you're jealous!
Onlooker: I sure am!! It's like a... ...circus tent!!

malcolmtent by Major Malcolm February 9, 2008

Perpetual Malcontent 

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

Perpetual Malcontent by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

malcontent 

Someone who is not content. Usually applied to someone who has either lost or is not happy with their lot. Malcontents tend to bitch and moan a lot about their current situation.

That loser is a total malcontent.

malcontent by DeadMan January 20, 2004

Malcontents

Bad ass ska band outa IN.

The Malcontents put on a fuckin bad ass show last night.

Malcontents by Eli April 2, 2004

malcontent 

Ripped through strength.

that nigga is malcontent with mad strengfth .

malcontent by Markis Franklin May 13, 2005

Malcontent 

A person who is dissatisfied and rebellious. A person who always complains and never can be optimistic

Chuck G. is such a Malcontent. He always complains at work and uses his poor attitude as an excuse why he never advances at work

Malcontent by FrankieMo87 November 10, 2021