When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

Dissapering wizard by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

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Dispaperalism

1. The fear of writing on paper
2. Not being able to hand write a paper

Sam couldn't hand write his English paper because he had Dispaperalism.

Dispaperalism by Komo50 December 5, 2016

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Disaperiod

When you hook up with a girl and she's gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.

I banged this girl last night but when I woke up she was already gone. At first I thought that was awesome but then I realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. Felt like that scene from the Godfather with the horse head. Never saw her again. She straight up Disaperiod.

Disaperiod by Stevie LaLa November 22, 2015

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Disapeenment

“Disappeenment” the feeling you get when you’ve waited to sleep with a guy only to find out he has a toty disco penis

I can’t explain - all the signs were there for it to be big—the height, the hands, the shoe size. It was such a disapeenment”

Disapeenment by Sarach2306 June 10, 2021

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