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Premature Ejokeulation 

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.
Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

Premature ejokulation 

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.
david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

Premature Ejobulation 

Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.
When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.
Premature Ejobulation by AJA1 November 24, 2011

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.
I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

Premature Ejokulation 

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

premature jokeulation 

This is when you laugh prematurely when telling a joke.
I hate it when Tim tells jokes.

I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.

Total premature jokeulation!