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jamacain pancake 

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.
Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.
jamacain pancake by CherryCunt June 28, 2014

Jararaca 

A venomous pitviper species found in southern Brazil, Paraguay and northern Argentina. The species name is derived from the Tupi words yarará and ca, which means "large snake." Within its range it is often abundant and is an important cause of snakebite.

ALSO:
A character in any office, the quintessential snake in the grass. This person is as slimy as they come, does not pull his/her weight and is a constant hindrance to progress. Jararacas are reptiles in human form.
Ugh, Kate is always handing off her work and talking trash about others. I don't trust her.
Of course you don't, she's a jararaca!
Jararaca by PurveyorOfJuice August 25, 2009
A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.

The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
1: so what's your name?
2: jaraad
1: jared?
2: JAH-ROD
1: gerard?
2: for fucks sake
jaraad by therealjar February 23, 2010

jamacain blizzard 

When a girl performs oral sex on a man,and he ejaculates in her mouth, she stands up and suprises the man by blowing all of his jizz over his face
oh you sexy whore that was such a good gobbie!!
Ahhhhhhhhh wtf are you doing!!!?????
Prostitute: honey, thats the jamacain blizzard, that will be an extra 50bucks
a person how acts Jamaican, but is not from jamaica.
" ha mon , got some janga sistrin"
what is that boys problem is he even Jamaican?
"na man he's a Jafacan"
Jafacan by D.D. T December 8, 2003

japacalick 

So f ed up beyond being defined by words
Words are unable to speak of this word. A face or a sound are able to...
You walk in on Camille with your fathers dick in her mouth Japacalick
japacalick by Reefusferrimule September 6, 2007