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Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.
Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!
Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

jafaican 

Jafaican is a dialect of English becoming more common in London's West End, within the tradition boundaries of the Cockney dialect: within the sound of the Bow bells and is slowly replacing Cockney. Jafaican is a mixture of English, Jamaican, West Indian and Indian language elements.
Some Jafaican, for you reading pleasure:

Safe, man. You lookin buff in dem low batties. Dey's sick, man. Me? I'm just jammin wid me bruds. Dis my yard, innit? Is nang, you get me? No? What ends you from then?

Jafaican is the British ebonics.
jafaican by SLCpunk May 2, 2006

Jafaican 

A person that acts like they Jamaican ie;try talk like they jamaican, try act like they jamaican but they're not!
Jafaican by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Jafafanator 

An alternate term refering to the penis.
I got my jafafanator stuck in the door.
Jafafanator by Bj-a-day December 3, 2005

jafaican 

a person who pretends to be jamaican.
a middle class suburban white kid using patoi.
"me nah know botty ridah fa rotty bidah!"
.'wow.that kids a jafaican."
jafaican by alchemichael October 20, 2009

Jafaican 

A Jamaican wanna' be.

(Fake Jamaican)
(White but wants to be black)
"Your a Jafaican!" "What's that?" "A fake Jamaican"
Jafaican by realoren June 16, 2014