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farmutting 

this is beating up farmers in unusall ways.
for example laying out many rakes around a sleepin farmer and then watching him tryin to escape the situation when he wakes up.
or randomly kiddnapping a farmer and forcing red clothes on him and then tying to a rod and attatching that rod to a bull and watch the outcome of the outraged bull.
or trap a farmer in a chicken hut and shout at him until he lays an egg.
or maybe lock a farmer in a room full of unmilked cows just to see what would happen, if nuthing happens them throw in some monkeys who are trained to milk cows so that the milk can be squirted in the farmers direction, and watch him run around like a mad man.
or any thing ya like that involves a farmer :D
"lets go farmutt that farmer over there to see if he yells some crazy farm language at us" farmutting will be great
farmutting by mike blown January 20, 2008
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Farmitting 

When you vomit so hard that you fart at the same time.
Dude, are you ok? You need to chuck? Thats it man, let it out, better out than i...FUCKS SAKE MAN, YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS?!!
Farmitting by MessyG July 13, 2004

formatting nazi 

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.
I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.
formatting nazi by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

formatting 

The defined appearance of text, especially used in webdesign and publishing.
"That text is way too small. You should change the formatting to make the page more readable."
formatting by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

formatting rape 

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.
"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026