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Crush-crazy cracker 

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"
Crush-crazy cracker by Fab QT December 31, 2011

cracker crazy 

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.
Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!
cracker crazy by crunktown January 22, 2011

crazy crackers 

Someone, particularly a female, that is just fucking insane. Typically overweight, bearing over-exposed thongs. Insecurity is often characteristic.
Did you see crazy crackers today? The thong was in full effect and she was talking some crazy-ass shit.

Crazy Crackers 

A group that consists of white members that act in a abnormal manner to get their point across.

Also a gang known as the Crazy Crackers or the CC. In the event that they hit, fight, jump, etc. They do so after they yell out BYAH!
Fred: Dude I hate this class *flips desk*
Teacher: Wow...that's one crazy cracker.

CC Member: I got my CC boys to back me up.

Guy: What's CC?

CC Memeber: Crazy Crackers bitch! BYAH!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026