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nocreate 

to engage in a procreative act when one is determined not to reproduce thereby
"I'd better pick up some prophylactic condoms," James remarked. "for it is my intention that Denise and I shall nocreate tonight."
nocreate by Andrew Roedell January 19, 2007
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Naturebate 

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).
Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."
Naturebate by AllDayAllNight July 5, 2009

Naturebate 

where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.
"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"
Naturebate by yogigypsy October 16, 2009

naperbate 

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating
i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap
naperbate by WaxyWang September 20, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026