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nocreate 

to engage in a procreative act when one is determined not to reproduce thereby
"I'd better pick up some prophylactic condoms," James remarked. "for it is my intention that Denise and I shall nocreate tonight."
nocreate by Andrew Roedell January 19, 2007
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Naturebate 

Utilizing the forces of nature to masturbate (e.g. sensual river flows, voluptuous lichen patches, sultry hot springs, or deep holes in the ground).
Tom: "David, did you just skeet in the river?!?"

David: "Oh yeah dude, sorry. Every time I get in I'm overcome by the sudden urge to naturebate."
Naturebate by AllDayAllNight July 5, 2009

Naturebate 

where you decide for no apperent reason to go outdoors and masturbate.

this can be anywhere outside, not in any specific place.
"what did you do last night buddy?"

"I went outside to naturebate, it was awsome doing it whilst looking at the stars"
Naturebate by yogigypsy October 16, 2009

naperbate 

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating
i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap
naperbate by WaxyWang September 20, 2016
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026