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when 3 really, really hot teenage guys have been at the pool for an hour and a half and just as they are leaving, two girls who are about the same age and are probably super models and are even hotter than these guys walk in and take off their outer layers leaving only a bikini covering the two finest looking bodies known to mankind
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bad timing by foxpack July 2, 2004
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Bad timing

Phrase: Usually occurs during cuming when a lady does not release her grip on the cock at its base. Cum cannot spurt out into her pussy because her fingers block the flow. She has the pleasure of feeling the cock pulsate in her hand as it struggles to void the jism, but the male orgasm cannot be its most intense. Total orgasmic pleasure is directly related to the unrestricted flow of cum into and through the cock shaft.
My wife gripped me too long the other night. She had bad timing and held the cum in my body just a little too long before it erupted as a I blew a nut and flooded her pussy. I am going to have to work harder on better timing, but she is often a naughty lover and does not concentrate well when cuming. May be I will have to beg louder.
Bad timing by neverdone January 20, 2008

BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)
"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"
BAD TIMING B.T by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

badtimingitis 

A condition involving temporal issues where you and your potential partner cannot seem to be on the same page at the same time for dating; Person A is single while Person B is taken...when Person B is finally available, Person A is not. While there is no clear cure for this ailment, Father Time works to synchronize and appoint the right time for everyone.
In the movie Sixteen Candles, Samantha Baker's love interest, Jake Ryan, was initially unavailable as he already had a girlfriend... aka...BADTIMINGITIS. The condition was remedied since Jake dumped his girl to pursue Sam.
badtimingitis by Smokin' December 9, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026