Hozzler 

An individual with a hustler-like mentality, who manages to pull off his scams in a smooth, almost dapper manner.

(Can also be a noun "Hozzle" or verb "To Hozzle")

He was a hozzler when he hit on me

I hozzled him!

You won't believe the hozzle I just pulled off

Barney Stintson of the CBS hit comedy "How I Met Your Mother"

Hozzler by MMW January 10, 2009

Hozzer 

a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish

"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."

Hozzer by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009

Hozzlebozzle 

refers to the grand master of science.
One who achieves the title of 'Hozzlebozzle' can unlock the powers of science and bend them to his/her will.

I am hozzlebozzle and i will use my physics on you!!

Hozzlebozzle by Adam Carrol January 6, 2008

hozzled 

Another name for intoxicated. Extremely wasted.

Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.

hozzled by yellercap May 14, 2005

Hozzle

A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.

"That guy's eating his food so fast there's no possible way he's enjoying it! "
" He must be a Hozzle!"

Hozzle by Brissy23 March 11, 2010

hozzle

cock, penis, dick,tallywacker, etc.

Suck my Hozzle.I like my hozzle sucked.

hozzle by Mark Moore September 22, 2004

hozzletonk 

when a gay man forces you to bump your nose against his penis or his nose in new zealand it means that he is maori and he means to kill you with anal. also it means that you are stupid enough to walk into a gay brothel on "k" road (new zealands whoreville).

i was walkin' down 'K' when a man forced me into a crevice for some hozzletonk with his bitch assed sons, all seventeen of them, musta been asian.

hozzletonk by MUTHA FUKA GOT HOZZLETONKED April 17, 2005