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A word for someone so pretentious you can't help but to mentally visualize their imminent grisly death by a bunch of bikies. A person who spouts more bullshit than the entire united states government put together.
"ay, look at that smelkins, he's so pretentious it hurts."
smelkins by voyeurator August 14, 2009
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smeeking 

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working
smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008
robert is always smeekin at night.
smeekin by ohh_gay August 19, 2007

Smeeking 

A term for smoking combusted marijuana herb. Originated when a certain female was too high to utter the correct term which is "Smoking Weed".
Boy: "Why are you so high right now?"

Girl: "I've been smeeking! I mean... oh whatever smeeking works!"

Boy: "hahahahahahaha"

Boy 2: "hahahahahahahaha"

Girl: "hahahahahahaha"

*smeek more*
Smeeking by Becky Lode January 19, 2011
The most intelligent being to ever exist. Unless your first name is Nathan.
Man, I am such as seekins.
Seekins by Seekins August 12, 2022

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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