MOAC 

Mother of all Coffee: Found at Green Bean Coffee shops through out military bases in the Middle east.

Hey Jimmy, I got you a large coffee with four shots of esspresso.

Damn Craig, that's a MOAC

MOAC by hatchback2269 July 9, 2010

MOAC 

A) Mother Of All Craps

"I have to take a MOAC."

MOAC by CaShaLi January 15, 2008

MOAC 

Acroynm for "Mother of all cunts"

That woman is so horrid, she is an MOAC.

MOAC by Sydneyinatl March 27, 2008

moach 

A long, cylindrical mass of fecal matter that is so long that it must first break in half before it can be flushed down the toilet.

I had to flush three times to get the moach to go down the toilet.

moach by jamoore84 September 8, 2007

Moacir 

Its a nic guy wich has a big cock

Moacir is the best

Moacir by Moamoli January 3, 2017

Moach Cac 

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.

Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*

Moach Cac by Council of Funny September 14, 2023

moach 

The act of schmokin' budski. Can also be used as a name for fuzzy green stuff.

Hey Scotty, you wanna moach? Moach, moach.

moach by Moach June 4, 2013