studastinate

The act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. An oxymoron? Yes, indeed.

Person 1: Crap, I've got my physics final tomorrow. I'm torn between studying or procrastinating... :' Person 2: lol, calm the fuck down man..just do both at the same time. Ain't a [hard thing to do, easy as spreading butter...
Person 1: That's impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. Antithesis I'd say, like oil and water.
Person 2: It's VERY possible, in fact, that's what I'm doing right now... >_>
Person 1: No sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. How can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
Person 2: Easy, studastinate!

studastinate by danielperez4527 January 14, 2008

studastinating 

studastinating, v. the act of avoiding legitimate studying through creating, collecting, and/or organizing inordinately elaborate study materials with the eventual, unrealistic goal of reviewing said materials before an exam, essay, and/or final project.

Piper: Wow! That giant stack of notecards is really impressive! They're so neat and colorful!
Gail: Thanks, they're for my Math 114 quiz next week.

Piper: Don't you have a Bio 312 exam tomorrow?
Gail: Yeah... I'm studastinating hard core right now.

studastinating by Obie09 June 11, 2011

Stucrastinate 

the dreadful combination of attempting to study and mostly procrastinating

" I stucrastinated through my midterms"

Stucrastinate by chubbybeavers March 7, 2013