rust job 

When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.

Damn she gave me a nasty rust job last night.

rust job by rusty man September 29, 2011

rust job 

After taking a poop, you do a poor job of wiping your ass leaving "rust".

"Dude, I totally did a rust job after I took that crap and now my ass is incredibly itchy."

rust job by Johnny B123 January 11, 2008

Rust Job 

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.

Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.

Rust Job by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

rust job 

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

rust job by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004