bag tap
When the scrotum taps the genital area of a partner while thrusting during doggie style intercourse.
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bag it and tap it
The act of attracting a member of the opposite sex for reasons based solely on pleasure. More precisely, "bag it" is the act of attracting and taking home, and "tap it" is to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually used by males.
Used below to express agreement on the interest in a females' hind quarters:
"Man, did you see the ass on that girl?"
"Bag it and tap it, dude!"
"Man, did you see the ass on that girl?"
"Bag it and tap it, dude!"
bag it and tap it by Babies May 22, 2006
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Tap it and bag it
The rarly used and extremely difficult opposite of the "Bag it and tap it" method. It involves a kamikazee land shark attempt by the male to the unknowning female, which might only be possible if the girl is wearing a short skirt. While it is hard to even get the "tap", to follow through with the "bag" you need a girl that will go along with you shoving your cock into her without her permission. Basically there needs to be the sluttiest girl in the world in your vacinity.
Process:
1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.
Process:
1. Male unzips fly, whips out hard cock
2. Male scans room for skank with short skirt
3. Male runs at said skank with force, cock pointing straight out aka Kamikazee Land Shark
4. If tap is successful and skank enjoys the extreme violation of her Vajj, then she has been bagged.
Dude Guy Jim: "Hey check out that hoe bag with the super short skirt!"
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"
Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Man I got no chance with that piece of ass"
Dude Guy Jim: "Yeah your right, it looks like the only chance you got is to tap it and bag it."
Dude Guy Chauncy: "Shit my zipper is stuck!"
Tap it and bag it by Cakopher August 20, 2006
gaffa tape and paper bag job
a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head
scary spice
gaffa tape and paper bag job by jamfsob August 6, 2003
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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