shmow come 

popularized on myspace, it has become the preferred way to say "how come." it is thought that the originator was a college student typing sporadically in an attempt to gain insight into anothers reasoning.

Carl: I hate Libertarians.

Jeremy: shmow come?

shmow come by Ted Shade January 9, 2008

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...

"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"

Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show by Big black guy March 25, 2005