Wispy Dick 

1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.

2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.

1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.

2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.

Wispy Dick by Leonard Klaus January 8, 2009

wisky dick 

wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."

wisky dick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

wisky dick 

A wisky dick is when you are so drunk that you cant get your dick out to have sex.

Your at a party and you get drunk and then you want to have sex but your so drunk that you couldnt get your dick out.

wisky dick by MentallyiLL May 28, 2005

wisky dick 

a sweet spot right between passing out and being moderately drunk, which, in certain circumstances, can alow a man to go intercredibly long on the sex side.

dude, u hit last night?

yeah, i wisky dicked her for like 20 minutes

wisky dick by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 24, 2022

wiskydick

wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)

wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."

wiskydick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

wimpydick 

the most virgin a man could be, the most driest texter alive

my friends: go fuck with wimpydick girl! actually badass of you!

wimpydick by catzui August 27, 2022

wiskydick

When a male have consumed alcholhol and his penis seams smaller than it realyl is wehn it is erect due to the flow of blood.

"You hav ea small penis"
-"No thats wickey dick for u!"

wiskydick by Tcoll April 5, 2005