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shitoozle 

1. Same as shitooze, but in a smaller quantity.

2. Plural form can be used as an exclamation.
1. After much effort on the john, only a shitoozle was found.

2. Shitoozles!
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Shitdoze 

The shittiest operating system in the world. If you are currently operating Shitdoze, then please SMASH THE DAMN THING. Here, use this mallet: II--:::
Refer to Windoze.
I used to have Shitdoze, but I'm cool now.
Shitdoze by Tha Protagonist! May 26, 2005
Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .
That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel
Shitozel by Davedale July 15, 2019

Shitnooze 

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.
Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”
Shitnooze by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026