Commonly located in business parks across commercial
America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled
white flowers - which happen to smell exactly
like semen.
Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my
finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!
Man: Those are semen trees,
Tina. I always knew you were a fucking
whore.