| 1. | Seven Deadly Sins | ||
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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are: 1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins. 2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others. 3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex. 4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c). 5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought. 6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there. 7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions. Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman! Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman! Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me... Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW! Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you. Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's? |
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The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list 1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life 2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others 3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?) 4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.) 5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds 6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies 7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside! 2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail 3: There any chick's around here? 4: And I won't pay you for this! 5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! 6: Do this while i do nothing 7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge |
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