meatballistic 

A word used to describe a fat, pompous person of extreme unintelligence.

Man, that girl just cock blocked that meatballistic bastard!

meatballistic by wawakyle January 5, 2008

Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

Metabollistic missile by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023