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a combination of "swallow" and "choke"
best comeback to people who tell you "you suck"
person 1: you suck!
person 2: you swoke!
swoke by eugene b. January 8, 2008
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SWOKE is when you’re not only woke, but TOO woke. You are SUPER WOKE.

Not good. Way too woke.
She is so SWOKE that she cancelled everything. She lives in her apt with only a mattress and a fridge. EDIT : That mattress company just tweeted something she didn’t like so - she might just be sleeping on the floor now. Damn, she SWOKE.
SWOKE by OHHHWORRRRD April 27, 2021
Sober and woke. To be fully awoke of your surroundings and in tune with the universe
1.Yeooo im swoke asb I haven’t smoked In ages

2. I be swoking all the lil biddies
Swoke by CassoOFtnis January 30, 2019
When someone smokes tons of weed, but also actively rejects facts about reality and physics to the point where they sound like an entire backwards asshole every time they speak; A corrupted form of 'wokeness' brought on by lack of self-awareness, a deep, unrelenting suppression of base logic and a brain full of THC that the subject in question is blatantly unworthy of harnessing.
"Every time Chris speaks, he literally tries to weave magic into the fabric of how things work. Like, we get it dude, you studied at Hogwarts and majored in CBD, but you sound like a swoke douchebag. You're an adult. Not a 3rd grader. Please stop."
Swoke by DurPahDur July 10, 2020
To be "swole" (meaning a large muscle mass), and "woke" (meaning to be very aware, feeling alive), at the same time
Bro, want to go to the gym and get swoke?
Swoke by Lonelyblock March 6, 2018
Adj. Short for "stupid woke", referring to a person, action, or concept that has pushed the ideals od wokeness into hyper-authoritarian territory so much so that it is actually damaging society instead of repairing or improving it.
Cancel culture can be a great way to cut really bad people out of society, but lately it's been used so broadly and aggressively that it's just swoke.
Swoke by PseudoPotato April 26, 2023