tree shit 

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.

I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.

tree shit by Frizballz January 3, 2008

Tree Shit 

When your out in the woods and all of a sudden your butt-hole tightens up and you get that distinct feeling that your about to unload 12 pounds of ass cannon....

Onto a tree

tree shit: OH SWEET JESUS

Tree Shit by i dont know February 18, 2021

Shit Tree 

The Shit Tree is a most unfortunate place to sit. Don't take a picnic there whatever you do. One who is having a particularly crappy day would say - I have been sitting under the Shit Tree today. Like Newton noted the apple falling, so would you note the Shit falling. Raining down on your head.

Poor Dave - he's been sitting under the Shit Tree all day.

Charlie's so unlucky - she might as well have been born under the Shit Tree.

Shit Tree by BlowingIN October 22, 2010

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip 

when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it

"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip by pyroFireFox September 18, 2018

Shitmas tree 

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

Shitmas tree by soha33 September 26, 2010

Shittum tree 

A phrase to use in place of the word SHIT (especially when you are in a kid friendly environment)

“Holy shittum tree it’s a MOTHERFUCKING rat!”

Shittum tree by Yagayaga November 10, 2019