Amazon It 

The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.

GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."

Amazon It by Zac Attack January 2, 2008

Amazon'd it up 

v. To build up hype for something, but completely fail to deliver/meet expectations

ex. Amazon Firephone, Amazon kindle, Amazon fire T.V, Amazon Prime Day, anything Amazon

"John made the party seem amazing, but in the end he Amazon'd it up"

"I thought Prime Day would be awesome, but they Amazon'd it up as usual"

Amazon'd it up by Moghy August 6, 2015

amazonite 7xg

A legendary Steven Universe animator. Mostly active on youtube. Despite his young age, his animations are absolutely stunning.

Timothy: Steven universe animations are cringe.
Andrew: Well, not from Amazonite 7xg .
Timothy: Forgot about him, true!

amazonite 7xg by Theinterneter May 24, 2020

Amazonitis 

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

Amazonitis by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

bb u so awesm its amazn 

A stereotypical rephrasing of the baby, are you free tonight

Bb u so awesm its amazn and I do mean dat from d rock bottom of me pocket.

bb u so awesm its amazn by Hercolena Oliver May 1, 2010