A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

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salabim

Molestation of young children whilst eating salad

Man that child is about to be "salabim"ed

salabim by Sim sim March 9, 2017

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slab dab

A slab dab is the inhalation of the vapors produced when someone vaporizes a slab (large amount of concentrated marijuana THC in the form of wax, hash, or etc., pressed into a flat sheet).

This is usually done by placing the slab onto an extremely hot piece of metal that has been heated by a blow torch.

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slab dab by Pap¡ October 17, 2016

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