Shern

an excuse for all of your pervy acts

Sarah: I am just being Shern
Billy: Oh, you're being perverted?

Sarah: I am just being Shern
Lita: Rawr ;

Shern by teh epik. October 12, 2009

Shern

A true player that has his roots in every high school and has many friends of the opposite gender that he doesn't tell others about.

Tom: did you see Tom yesterday with a girl from Paperclip High?
Bob: I thought he was going out with another girl from Hades High?
Tom: ....
Both: What a Shern

Shern by Sefia July 2, 2014

Shern

a shern is something Wider than it is long. Often used as an insult.

(A SHERN)Something wider than it is long!

Shern by some boy must be December 29, 2007

shern

the most beautiful and hot guy. super tall anf plays football. very friendly. cool with braces. and is usually in love with kennedy’s

Oh yeah Shern is super hot.

shern by phatkitty69 November 23, 2021

Shern

To decide something with confidence, as if making it destiny.

to yearn is to earn, so yearn i shern.

Shern by globalglob December 7, 2025

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

Wanker’s Sheen by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020