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dranxious 

drank'-shuhs-adj.
1. anxiety one develops when facing temptation in a social setting when one has recently decided to quit drinking, and every person around them is buzzed and having a good time. Results in a feeling of detachment and resentment toward drunk friends and/or, alcohol relapse.
2. the feeling that you are being judged for choosing not to drink
This was not a good night for me to have to go to this art opening- these social vampires and their gleaming green beer bottles are makin' me dranxious.
dranxious by zene13 February 8, 2009

drunkios 

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.
I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!
drunkios by Ave the Brave November 23, 2009
The feeling of paranoia or anxiety brought about by smelling like weed, or smelling 'dank', after smoking marijuana.
"I've got to go home to my mum but I smell too dank"

"Seems like you're feeling danxious"
Danxious by ImLicked November 19, 2014

Drunkitous 

The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.
My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.
Drunkitous by Abbyroad October 9, 2009

Drunxhausted 

To be completely worn out from a hard day's work, with a minimal amount of alcohol in your system. Not even a fetus could get drunk off of what you drank. You become very drunk very fast because you are very exhausted.
"Dude, I have to take Alix home--she's totally drunxhausted and slopping around after only one little shot"
Drunxhausted by Muffin flippin' October 30, 2008

drunkius-whiteperson 

A horrible bearded white person who fucks with other people for attention mostly at Japanese anime schools and sex clubs. They also have a horrible penis size.
1. all I drink is corona

2. cmon waifu.
3. you are a horrible fuck, don't talk to me again
4. YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUNKIUS-WHITEPERSON!