To mistakenly target a luxury automobile with two wheeled self propelled machine
Did you see him Krause into that beemer?
by notakrause June 22, 2017
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A word for a person who thinks everything needs to be MODIFIED
WOW "Krause" really dismantle that just to modify it into a half ass piece of junk that still works
by DKrauseRSG April 19, 2020
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A versatile word which can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective. Often used as a derogatory substitute for profanity or sexual slang.
"Ah krause! i lost my condoms!"
"I was krausing my girlfriend last weekend in the krause. she said 'oh krause, put it deeper in my krause!', and then i kraused on her face."
"Man i ate so much chipotle that i gotta go take a fat krause."
by Ginny Playland November 28, 2007
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someone who gets sexual pleasure from sitting on candy
John: Hey man I walked in on Kelly last night and she was performing a Krause on a Caramello bar

Greg:Dude that's weird

John: Yeah, you're telling me
by barockandroll March 17, 2009
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Verb, Noun.

Verb. The act of sodomizing a fish, (typically bass) after catching them, and then proceeding to have fish human offspring with the dying aquatic beast./ Watching nascar and trying to convince people its entertaining/ an actual sport, but never actually succeeding.

Noun. Usually a clown dressed male pretending to be a women who uses it's genitals to inseminate an aquatic animal.
I saw a Krause while i was out in the woodland preserve trying to krause the once extinct species of aquatic animal, i think he succeeded.

This douche tried to krause me into thinking that nascar was actually a sport, what a tool.
by Sir Walter the Dubba April 2, 2011
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the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
by dell squad November 13, 2011
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