Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart

"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."

by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007

Fucktart

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten

Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart

by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019

Fucktart

A goodie-goodie fucking retard. The kind of person you just want to smack upside their head.

Fucking+ retard+ fruitcake/sour-ass (goodie-goodie)

That new kid Pip is such a no-good goodie-goodie fucktart. I want him to die.

by Jequita the Awesome January 26, 2008

Fucktart

A poptart, full of Fuck. Has the taste and smell of regret.

This Fucktart makes me want to kill myself.

by ...........................?! August 22, 2009

Fucktart

annoying gay man , or irritating slutty woman.

That man is being such a fucktart I wish he would stop it!

by bitchalicious September 23, 2010

Fucktart

Literally, a giant anthropomorphic fuck-flavored poptart. Or somebody who is being equally nonsensical.

"How was your date last night?"

"Sucked. Tim spent the whole time pretending he was a Russian spy."

"What a fucktart."

by Freidrick December 6, 2006