Dr. Rockso is the un-natural love
child of Paul Stanley (lead singer of KISS) and David Lee Roth (lead singer of Van Halen). He is a rock and roll clown. He does cocaine. His video for "I'
m Just a Rock and Roll Clown" was banned by
music television, because you can see his junk-through his jumpsuit. KAKAKA-YEAH!
"Look what you've
done to this rock and roll clown."-Def Leppard
"Aw, that is Dr. Rockso. I invited him overs, no bigs
deal.."--Toki Wartooth
"I woke up with a clown's
hand in my pants-that's what I did today"--William Murderface