emerg 

Noun: The student run, volunteer EMS agency at the GW University. Capable of responding to all medical emergencies (asthma attacks, dislocated joints, heart attacks, cardiac arrest) on and off campus.

"EMeRG saved that guy whose heart stopped yesterday"

emerg by emerg December 24, 2007

EMeRG 

Noun: The George Washington University's volunteer-based Emergency Medical Response Group. Used mainly to escort inebriated students to The George Washington University Hospital.

Verb: to be taken to the University Hospital, a la EMeRG.

"I'm a volunteer for EMeRG."

"You were so drunk last night I thought I was going to have you EMeRG-ed."

"Tim had to be EMeRG-ed when he was found passed out on the floor of his girlfriend's dorm in Thurston wearing her bra and panties. He was also covered in lipstick and reeked of vodka."

"The Class of 2010 has had the highest number of students to be EMeRG-ed in the University's history."

"Shit, it's EMeRG! Alright guys, party's over! See you guys next week at Lindsay's quad."

"I saw some girl getting EMeRG-ed last night when coming back from Gelman. It was awesome."

EMeRG by Hitori_ryuu February 8, 2007

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Emeril Lagasse by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

Emorge 

to excessively overeat due to overwhelming emotions

Work was so stressful today so I went home and emorged.

Emorge by The Lexineer April 6, 2017

emerald splash 

can't be deflected

Kakyoin: NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
Jotaro: *deflects emerald splash*
Kakyoin: NANI?

emerald splash by name that won't offend anyone August 11, 2019

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020