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Fruesday 

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.
Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.
Fruesday by ScareCrow (STN) August 8, 2005
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Fruesday 

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!
Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

Fruesday 

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F*** ! Got the days mixed up, it's Fruesday!
Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

Ftuesday 

Did someone say Battlefield V firestorm?
Oh boy! It’s Ftuesday, gotta play some BFV
Ftuesday by FarterFanning November 22, 2021

Ftuesday 

Did someone say Battlefield V firestorm?
Oh boy! It’s Ftuesday, gotta play some BFV
Ftuesday by FarterFanning November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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