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Fruesday 

noun

The mythical day of the week only achieved when you wake up drunk, and can not remember what day it actually is. Therefor, the only logical answer is Fruesday.
Person 1: *Vomit - Cough* ... I'm so drunk.. what day is it?

Person 2: ...Fruesday.
Fruesday by ScareCrow (STN) August 8, 2005
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Fruesday 

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F***, got the days mixed up! It's Fruesday!
Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

Fruesday 

Waking up believing it's Friday, then realising it's only Tuesday. Ends up in frustration.
F*** ! Got the days mixed up, it's Fruesday!
Fruesday by Miaous June 1, 2016

Ftuesday 

Oh boy! It’s Ftuesday, gotta play some BFV
Ftuesday by FarterFanning November 22, 2021

Ftuesday 

Oh boy! It’s Ftuesday, gotta play some BFV
Ftuesday by FarterFanning November 22, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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