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Cock Squad
Crew of idiotic young suburban males. Usually dressed to the nines in the finest apparel Abercrombie and Eagle has to offer. Invariably rude and condescending. Individuals rarely separate from the squad proper, preferring the safety of their collective to the crushing anxiety of social interaction sans-clique. They can be spotted with either butch-waxed, buzzed or Fagotty Andy ragdoll hair, and, sometimes Lacrosse gear. Be warned, if invited to a party, they will finish all alcoholic beverages on the premises, then puke all over your mothers macrame work. The moniker "cock squad" finds its truest expression in the bareback anal orgies that frequently follow a night's drinking. All-around fun guys. A real bunch of asshole amigos.
"Break out the Natty Ice and hide your brothers. The cock squad is en route to this social gathering, me hardies."
Cock Squad by The Blue Avenger March 6, 2009
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Cock Squad
A group of males who have no intention of chilling with vajayjay...usually drunk and alone...this pack of wild animals tend to keep to themselves
I was at a friends house for a birthday and there was nothing but guys drinking. There were no females with as I felt uncomfortable chilling the cock squad drinking all night so i left to the bar and looked for cougars!
Cock Squad by urbanmediachicago.com September 6, 2010
cock block squad
Founded by Jordan, Hershel, and Nicos. Originated in the city of El Paso, Texas. The cock block squad is notorious for their extreme ability to cock block any one at any moment. Diego is a prime victim.
Bro, did you see Diego and Adriana hooking up? Of course Not! I cockblocked the fucking shit out of them!
cock block squad by Jordan April 10, 2005
cock block squad
a group (sometimes an entire small town) of people who hate on you in a feeble attempt at backyard politics. can sometimes be drawn across racial or socio-economic lines.
The angry black girls formed a cockblock squad to keep big fat Marcus and rich little Pamela away from each other.
cock block squad by hello April 12, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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