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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
crazy jew baker by abysssss April 5, 2010

Crazy-Bake 

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.
Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.
Crazy-Bake by MissyMutilation December 7, 2010

crazymaker 

a male or female, who repeatedly dates seemingly normal people, who become 'crazy' during the course of their relationship.

craziness can be defined as:

- needy/clingy to a possessively abnormal degree
- inappropriate behaviour for the stage of relationship (i.e. saying i love you after only a week, calling/texting an extreme amount without reciprocation) etc...
- becoming mentally deranged, overly stressed or any more seriously 'crazy' conditions such as self harm and emo-ness

if a person repeatedly dates people who develop craziness in the relationship, especially in terms of the relationship (i.e. directed at the other person) they are a crazymaker

in more serious cases where underlying psychological problems may have already been there before the relationship, if they were enhanced or brought out due to the relationship then this can be part of crazymaking.

if a person becomes crazy or displays unusual behaviour in any way that would lead to the other person saying ''damn that bitch be crazy''
dude be careful with that girl she is hot but i think she's a crazymaker, her last 3 boyfriends have ended up in therapy

guy: i think this girl is getting a bit crazy she wont leave me alone
guy 2: didn't that happen with your last girlfriend? careful you might be a crazymaker!
crazymaker by crazymaker February 25, 2011

Crazymaker 

A Crazymaker is a person who can ruin life's of others. They put you in a lose -lose game and make it look like their the innocent one these people love drama.
Look at Her she's a crazymaker!
Crazymaker by Casecase67 October 30, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026