When everything has gone wrong, or tits up as it were. nothing seems to be going right, and you just can see a way out.
Just look at the state of the stock market... its all gone spoggly. Or, I was running late for work today, tripped over cat, spilt coffee missed the bus, and left my keys at home, today has just gone all spoggly.
When a patron was leaving a car wash at a gas stationthe sign displayed EHIT SDOGLY instead of EXIT SLOWLY. EHIT SDOGLY can be used to explain a messed up situation.