melp

The art of someone who shall remain nameless sitting in a mudd puddle ignoring everything around him, except mudd.

"Lucas was melping all over the place, so much he didn't even realize I was having an affair with Nathan."

by Meghan V.B. July 21, 2008

Melp

(Verb) short for "May I help you" - "Melp you" - Originating in New Mexico

Receptionist answers the phone and states "Melp you?"

by Zobardad October 09, 2019

Melp

An act of calling out to someone that cannot hear you or is not listening.

The girl did a melp.

by Okokok123 February 20, 2020

Melp

A cry for help originating in the comic Dilbert after one of the employees is being loud and another threatens to pound his head into his torso. Commonly used by the socially awkward.

Melp! I need to find someone but can't because I don't know how to talk to people!

by E.A.Kirkette July 20, 2019

Melp

1. (noun) A person that cannot pronounce the word Melt.
2. (noun) An idiot that thinks highly of themselves.
3. (verb) The action of pushing someone with great physical force.

1/2. "Screw him, he's such a melp!"
3. "You touch me one more time, I'm gonna melp you!!!"

by Person 88892034 May 05, 2019

Melp

The act of putting your penis in a hot substance or machine such as a oven or boiling water. This will sag your penis thus allowing it to grow.

Melp/Melped/Melping

"Bro I was melping so hard last night"
- You
"Oh sick, I heard it makes you better at rainbow six seige as well" - Your friend

by Comtcreator February 26, 2024

Melp

The act of putting your penis in a hot substance or machine such as a oven or boiling water. To sag and increase its size.

Melp/Melping/Melped

"I was melping so hard last night" - You
"Oh sick I heard it makes you better at Rainbow Six Siege" - Your friend

by Comtcreator February 26, 2024