Cleveland steamer

Round my way the Cleveland steamer is instead a synonym for hot karl; post anal sex fellatio.

Blah blah blah Cleveland steamer ba blah ba bollocks.

by Lord Grimcock November 01, 2007

cleveland steamer

when you take a dump on someone's chest and rub it in like a steam roller, moving ur ass back and forth on her chest.

"i gave this girl a Cleveland steamer and it was awesome"

by jzelen November 16, 2007

cleveland steamer

A steamboat who carried dodge balls in the early 1900s; also referred to as the Cleveland steamboat.

there was a large shipment of dodge balls so they called on the one and only, Cleveland Steamer.

by Harry "Dodge" Balls March 23, 2009

Cleveland steamer

A bowel movement generally taken on the chest/face.

Dude, I'm going to take a Cleveland steamer on your face.

by pfunkk May 13, 2008

cleveland steamer

It is the ultimate way to end a relationship. Basically, it boils down to having goodbye sex followed by a laying down of the fecal matter upon the chest of your now ex-partner. >:)

She may have broken up with me but I think I got the last laugh with that cleveland steamer I graced her with after.

by Charles Ulysess Farley September 15, 2005

cleveland steamer

the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex(usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. Usually after this you want to run away.

i was afraid of breaking up with Jen face to face, so i gave her a cleveland steamroller after she fell asleep and ditched.

by Nick Nicholson April 20, 2005

The Cleveland Steamer

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

see definition------------------

by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008