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friend hopper 

girl/guy who meets a person, starts dating them, then meets their friend and dates them. The cycle continues forever!!
Friend: "Damn Adriana, whose Cody, i thought you were dating Guillermo. "

Adriana: " Cody is Guillermo's friend"

Friend: " Your such a friend hopper."!!
friend hopper by king salami 1 April 18, 2010

Friend Hopper 

One who is not part of your group of friends, yet who dates many of your friends in sequence.
"I never really knew Mary, until she dated Zack, Ken, Roger, and Cody all within a year. Quite a friend hopper, eh?"
Friend Hopper by FUGGYEW November 11, 2009

Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

best friend hopper 

When you switch best friends every second of the day
“your my best friend “ “your my best friend “ “ god she is such a best friend hopper
best friend hopper by smtities November 9, 2019

best friend hopper 

when you switch best friends every second of the day
“oh your my best friend” “your my best friend “ “i’m a best friend hopper
best friend hopper by smtities November 9, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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