teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

teddy pecker by Broan November 12, 2007

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Teddy Picker

Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.

Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!

Teddy Picker by BeautyOnFyre September 30, 2007

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Teddy picker

1. A claw machine

2. Someone who is a try hard and goes to extreme lengths for fame

3. Song by arctic monkeys

1. Mom may I have a coin for the teddy picker?

2. Bro he such a teddy picker he went cliff diving to get on the news

3. My favorite song by arctic monkeys is teddy picker!

Teddy picker by That boleyn girl February 1, 2026

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teddypicker

an arctic monkeys song also slang for pedo

"look at that guy staring at those kids"

"omg hes such a teddypicker"

teddypicker by alexi1234 September 28, 2008

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