1. n. A fecalated and arrogant musician, particularly one who is a middle-aged, pretentious, artsy narcissist who fucks a musical instrument and claims to be too busy and important to take the time to wipe his own
ass. Since he has no
friends, the
ass is never wiped; therefore his bottoms remain perpetually brown.
2. n. The soiled pants or underwear of a brownbottoms.
3. v. to insert the bow of a cello, violin, or viola de gamba up one's
ass without cleaning it before its musical usage is resumed.
That virtouoso of the cello is a real brownbottoms.
Don't
go near him; his brownbottoms will make you wretch and gag.
Ewww, don't
touch that instrument--I
think some one brownbottomsed it!