un poof 

in all seriousness.
this is the french slang for a homosexual
i kid you not.
that is all.

Pierre, tu sais que phillipe est un poof non?!

((pierre, you know that phillipe is a homosexual dont you))

un poof by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

Unpoof 

A method which you use when you feel your dog has turned homosexual and want to turn him/ her straight again. The method is feeding your dog popcorn and is believed to work.

Guy 1: My dog has turned gay what do I do?!
Guy 2: Use the unpoof method and feed him popcorn.
Guy 1: It worked thank you!

Unpoof by EteboSZN on twitter August 26, 2018

unpoofify 

Verb; unpoofified, unpoofyness
To relax a persons hair, usually of african decent. Mentioning the relative ,poofyness of the hair. The process involves much chemicals, heat and repetitive pulling of the hair to "de-poof" it, make it lay flat and straight.
See also depoof

1. That girls hair was so coarse and kinky, it took us four hours to unpoofify it.

2. We were planning on unpoofifying his hair this weekend for the dance.

unpoofify by Gagalaga June 13, 2009