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split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.
Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!
split roast by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007

Split-roast 

A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.
I'm going to split-roast a pig and then your mother.
Split-roast by jcvamp December 13, 2019

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast
"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

spit roast 

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...
Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

mexican spit roast 

To penetrate a lady from both ends simultaneously, ie orally and either anally or vaginally, whilst both male participants wear sombrero hats to protect the lady from the glare of the midday sun.
Hans and Klaus were so concerned about the intensity of the sun that they donned their sombrero's before joining Sally at the mexican spit roast. If only Andreas were able to come along with the aftersun lotion.

Spit Roast 

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
Spit Roast by mike.t December 10, 2009