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Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
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sharpened pencil

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
sharpened pencil by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony
broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Parker Pencil Sharpener 

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener 

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener 

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

Pencil Sharpener 

A sexual activity in which one man's penis enters through another mans ass and the other man's penis is spun around in a clockwise motion, similar to the hand crank on a pencil sharpener.
Chris was delighted to perform the pencil sharpener with Rajon.
Pencil Sharpener by ArethasUrethra February 24, 2013