IMpounce

When someone jumps on you immediately when you sign in to messenger or another instant messaging application.

I *just* wanted to check my emails and go to bed when Steve IMpounced me and I had to chat for another half hour!

IMpounce by jbng October 23, 2007

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Dog Impounder

entering into a dead-end relationship with a cheating/unfaithful guy; treat him like a pet until he becomes too emotionally attached; allowing him to stray as he pleases, knowing he will find his way right back to you...

A girl who deals with an unfaithful/cheating guy who has made it clear that he's not leaving his wife/main girl; but you take him in, giving him special treatment like a pet, causing him to become emotionally attached (Dog Impounder). If he strays away, you know he is too caught up to leave & will always keep coming back...

Dog Impounder by BrownSugar0929 March 15, 2014

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IM-pounce

To initiate conversation, the second a person logs into their IM.

X)waiting for sign in
Y)signs in
X)IM-POUNCE

IM-pounce by Silent0809 February 19, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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