random 

A way for unfunny people to think they're funny. Randomness will often be accompanined by annoying Napoleon Dynamite quotes that no longer resemble any form of humour.

Randomer 1: lololol ninja llama cheese dick!!!1! I LIEK CRAYONS@!!!!
Randomer 2: lololol u r liek sooo random!!11@
Randomer 1: I DOO WOTEVA I FEEL LIEK GOSH!!!!1!

random by Paintman November 11, 2006

random 

The new "it" word among faux-intellectuals who believe that irrelevance equals originality. In short, glorified social incompetence.

Person A: "I can't believe I got a ticket over this crap, can you believe it?"

Person B: "For real! It's hella funny though, this one police car I saw had weird-ass stickers on it."

Person A: "...what?"

Person C: "Oh Person B, you're so random -- I love it!"

random by Marc Abrigo March 22, 2007

random 

The word near the top at the right hand side of this page. If you click on it, it will take you to a random definition!

Isn't it random......

random by Smi December 1, 2004

random 

A decidedly ironic word.

Considering that when words such as cheese become officially considered as random words they then cease to become random and in fact become irritating and even dull.

Maybe another word should be created for things which are turly said out of the blue as using the word random just demeans them.

Inane idiot 1 - HEHE Cheese!

Inane idiot 2 - That was, like, so random.

random by Lambchops November 30, 2004

Random 

A synonym for "nobody." Used to refer to someone you consider to be so inconsequential that any effect their presence has on the situation could be just as effectively produced by any other person in the world instead of them.

A derogatory name to deny any uniqueness or individuality a person has.

Team Captain 1: "Prepare to lose the championship, fools!"

Team Captain 2: "Hah! As if you could defeat us pros with a bunch of randoms you found on the street!"

Random by Ashalafar March 22, 2010

Random 

Random numbers

1837373774637282

Random numbers part2

63636262746372736

Random by UnfinishedBook April 11, 2022

Random 

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?

Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l

Random by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009