teaky 

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

teaky by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Teaky 

Teaky is a little old man who is also known as Tea, Tiki, and Cannoli. Teaky is always eating soup, Idv, 1# Akito fan, and a total loser. You love the little old man though even though Teaky is a silly little idv player. Teaky is also never caught up on the new trends seeming how Cannoli is so old. Im Teakys best friend Omi frfr💪💪Teaky is so smart like HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥

Omi :Stuck with a loser Teaky

Pickles : OMG I heard Teakys are so cool
Omi : Teaky is a very cool old man

Teaky by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023

teak oil 

either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.

guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"

teak oil by the situation December 16, 2012

takyah 

A very pretty girl.A lot of boys chasing after her.❤️Can be nice but can switch up on u😂

Friend:you are very pretty takyah

takyah by 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 May 19, 2018

Takyra 

Really smart girl that cares about others. She's pretty and has a great sense in style. Her loyalty to a person is beyond belief, she has a forgiving heart .She's a lowkey freak but you'll never know it. If you know one keep her around

Dang she acts just like Takyra

Takyra by Mikay deen February 25, 2017

Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken 

The single most manly (and complicated) attack in existence, and ultimate attack of Domon Kasshu and Rain Mikamura of G-Gundam. It beats even the falcon punch and giga drill break in extreme epicness. the attack comes in the form of a huge blast with the king of hearts symbol on it, as well as having a giant pissed off king who will leave a heart shaped hole that will then cause everything to spontaneously combust.

to use said attack

1)the user must first have a hot nude woman come flying at him, then jump to catch that woman while some how truing a cape into a dress while spinning.

2) you and the now dressed, hot, woman must say: "these hands of ours are burning red". you: "their load cry tells us," Hot-woman: to grasp happiness.

2) then you and the woman must a a quick waltz while screaming: erupting, burning, finger, Sekiha love-love Tenkyoken. note that you have to say "seki", and the girl has to say "ha".

Hey, lets use the Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken!

The Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken is the most epic attack in the universe.

Erupting Burning Finger Sekiha Love-Love Tenkyoken by Zaku-Zaku October 22, 2010

teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012