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freeroll 

A situation with no downside and a possible upside. Often used in poker to describe a free tournament in which real prizes can be won or a hand where players currently have the same rank hands, but one has a chance to improve and beat the other without reciprocal risk. Can also be used to describe any other life situation that conforms to the pattern.
"You playing freerolls again?" -"Yah, man. Guaranteed +EV."

"Jake and Derek were tied since they both had Ace-King, but because Jake had spades to match the two spades already out, he was freerollin' the flush."

"I threw my business card in the jar to try to win a catered lunch. I figured, 'Freeroll, why not??'"
freeroll by thecinimod October 19, 2007
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freeroll 

A free tournament in poker, where you can spend 3-4h grinding just to win 50 cent. Usually no lifers and retards play this since no skill is required.

Some people who are in deep financial misery play this in hope of grinding together some cash for a packet of cigarettes or some cheap liqueur.
After spending 10h of humiliating free rolling, Petter did not grind togheter enough cash for a packet of cigarettes so he had to smoke cigarette butts instead.

This is the hard life of a freeroller!
freeroll by Nisse G May 15, 2009
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freeroll 

A poker game or tournament with no entry fee, usually for a sponsored prize or satellite seat into a larger tournament.
"There's a freeroll at 3:00, you cheap bastard."
freeroll by Coell May 14, 2005

Freetroller 

A person who signs up at a poker message board and posts random garbage in order to obtain passwords for freeroll tournaments.

Known posts involve "I can has password?", "Why can't I see the password?", and "Hi, I'm Wufwugy".
Warpe, an obvious freetroller, signed up at FTR in order to obtain passwords. He was instabanned.
Freetroller by bigredftr June 23, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026