hobo espresso 

Sticking your thumb in someones bum. Just as effective as espresso at a fraction of the cost!

Person A: *yawn* I'm so tired.
Person B: Sounds like you need a hobo espresso!

hobo espresso by Castoro January 3, 2009

Hobo Espresso 

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.

"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.

Hobo Espresso by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007

Hobo Expresso

When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.

Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.

Hobo Expresso by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004